I never stopped getting lost in the parking lot of my old job. One month. One entire month and I still just can't tell one part of the parking lot from another. It's just not worth it.
At least I'm no longer in a position where people ask me where to find things in the store. I mean seriously.
I would quickly and very sincerely express to people that I have no idea, I am currently wasting their time, and there is no hope of that changing.
Not only will I never know, I also am the one who wants absolutely nothing out of this interaction. Good luck while I stare at you and wait for that to all sink in. I'm just thinking about rocks right now.