I bought some new jeans. Thank you Portland clearance racks.
I'm also blogging about it as if this needs to be shared. I decree my life is fascinating and this is a notable event for me and therefore everyone else!
Ahem, back to my story/point:
MY BUTT HAS NEVER BEEN THIS SPARKLY.
I'm pleased because this means I own more than two pairs of pants, AND am now unmistakeably classy, right?
If this starts being all the rage amongst homeless people next week I'm going to be hella pissed.
WILL I NEVER WIN!?
Note to self: Next time don't get distracted by the hot asian chick in the store and compulsively buy whatever she's wearing.