Friday, October 28, 2011

Maybe this?

Where's the nearest electronics store?
12 minutes north? Cool.
I guess I'll dress up, drive Jen's sporty car, and listen to Lady Gaga, you know, like a city person?
Looks like I'm here.
Woah, there's the Ikea.
AND an international airport.
AND the biggest fucking Best Buy I've ever seen.
OK international airport Ikea Best buy super mall, I'll just act normal.
Wandering around, this sure is a giant Best Buy.
Good thing there's this endless stream of knowledgeable hot guys here to help.
Cool, got what I needed without having to mail order.
Guess I'll drive home.
Maybe this is what city people do??

1 comment:

  1. Dude, that sounds a lot like the 'burbs. That reminds me though, next time I'm in Portland I should buy a bunch of sales tax-free stuff. I've thought that other times I've been to Portland, except it's always been right after Burning Man when I feel super poor.