I almost fell out of my chair. Just now.
I'm just sitting here, in a room, by myself...completely still... falling over.
What is wrong with my brain!?
Where'd you get those bruises?
Oh you know, sitting.
....What?
Yeah, it went horribly wrong and I ended up getting hit by my chair. Don't worry about it.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T GET THINGS DONE
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